Rachel - You’re a Shoe (S01E01)

This is a short clip from the episode “The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate“. Enjoy! --------------------------- Monica: Now I’m guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she’s really not happy about it. Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can’t marry him! I’m sorry. I just don’t love him. Well, it matters to me! (The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.) Chandler: (re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. Joey: I say push her down the stairs. Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Joey: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.) Rachel: C’mon Daddy, listen to me! It’s like, it’s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, ’You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!’. And today I just stopped and I said, ’What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y’know? Or a- or a hat! No, I’m not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a ha- It’s a metaphor, Daddy! Ross: You can see where he’d have trouble. Rachel: Look Daddy, it’s my life. Well maybe I’ll just stay here with Monica. Monica: Well, I guess we’ve established who’s staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that’s my decision. Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!