Diesel Island National Anthem

This is the land of the Stupid, This is the land of the Brave. And our hearts rejoice to know we are the least fucked up country of all. Japan, they work too hard, Nigeria is too corrupt, Greece has gone bankrupt, We are the least fucked up country of all. The French are a little bit arsey, While Australia’s too laid back, It’s too hot in Ecuador, We are the least fucked up country of all. Italy too much pasta, Jamaica too much rasta, Sweden is way too cold, We’re the least fucked up country of all. China is overpopulated, Junk food in the USA, Venezuela may start a war, We are the least fucked up country of all. Diesel Island, Diesel Island... The place the Stupid and the Brave call home.