TNO Super Events – Post-Syomin (Re-)Reunification Teaser Trailer (Third Russian Civil War)

//DISCLAIMER: this video is work of fiction, everything depicted coincides with reality without intent; authors don’t propagandize any ideologies, statements and/or actions portrayed, as well as hate against anyone; this work is purely humor-based and is not warranting any legal action// “Привет, козлы. Всё играете?“ – Константин Сёмин, circa 2021 After Russian Federation collapsed onto many warring regions, with the main proponent of capitalist system, Vladimir Putin, presumably dead, people of Russia found it obvious that the 30-year-old way of being superimposed onto them has failed. Many sparks have ignited both nostalgia and dreams of a just society, with many socialist and communist leaders popping up into the Russian Anarchy – most of them with experience behind their shoulders. One of them, leading his own group into a factionalized union of alternate Russian Left, was Konstantin Syomin – a former TV host at the very epicentre of capitalist propaganda, bringing Marxism first through figurative speech there, and then more directly on the Internet. It seems that his “Agitprop“ project has won over both classic Communist parties and newer political influencers, making him the de-facto leader of Russian Socialist Union. When Syomin marched through the halls of the Supreme Soviet, a building that has finally regained its original purpose of the People’s Parliament after being charred by tank shells and fading into obscurity together with lives of its defenders, he knew that many things have to be done. And in order to gain such power over freshly unified Russia, he would need to use the only method the first Bolsheviks used to knock sense into the Motherland – brute force. Oligarkhs, dissenters, counter-revolutionaries, revisionists, fascists both actual and social – everyone either physically dealt with, relocated to the icy tundra or forced into either exile and silence, waiting their turn. The grip of Agitprop over the new Soviet has strengthened, with many concerns and opposition forming in the face of the Left Front comprised of those who are yet to voice dissent over Syomin’s extraordinary struggle against cosmopolitanism in the face of rock and pop music, video games, everything that seemed culturally empty, unuseful and even harmful to the goal of building comunism, and against his methods of governance directly opposing the character of the new Union. The full-scale campaign of anti-revisionist purges and a “cultural revolution“ of its own – alongside with resourceful attempts at restoring the Soviet borders (up to where NATO would silently allow this), resulting in the reannexation of Belarus, reestablishment of Donetsk-Kriviy Rih legacy upon the base of previous invasions and a stalled Kazakh campaign – were the last straw. Dissent both from leftist factions and anti-communists has been growing stronger ever since, and the only thing Syomin is left for him are his closest followers – and enough time to make a final move to make Russian Socialist Union persist in the face of hardships. But as it turns out, *no one ever gets enough time.* #heartsofiron #theneworder #tno #superevent #hoi4 // Credits: Original Syomin Reunification Super Event – Лимонный (source: Original Idea; Event Writing; Text, Footage and Sources (partially) Selection; Thumbnail Art – myself; Icon, GUI and Map Editing; Music and Sources (partially) Selection; Video Montage – anonymous colleague. // Ииигры, бля!