Flower, the Dumb Robot - Pony Fanmusic

Original video by @THE1LFO : If you haven’t seen it GO SEE IT. And give that fool a like and subscribe, cause holy toledo, what a great short. I mean like, good enough that I watched it late last night and had the song written before noon. Inspiring. It’s great to see such amazing and incredible work still coming out of the fandom. Way to go friends. Many thanks to LF0 for giving me the nod to use their content for this song and video, super appreciated! WAV available for download here: , The Dumb Robot Hello and welcome to the demonstration Here at Pony Laboratories We create a world Run by imagination What we envision is A nation where our roboponies Change the face of not just only Enterprises but situations Far beyond the scope of any Hope dreamed of before but I won’t bore you with the Ordinary words I know that you’re impatient So let me introduce: The replacement you Better than a human you can see she got The pony hooves IQ a million Chess playin’ brilliant Put her on the microphone She killin’ it Up inside the laboratory chillin’ What a silly pony fully in Defiance you can’t put her in a category But you bet your ass That she keter class XK scenario Every time she givin’ sass And she ain’t never heard of three laws Who the hell is Asimov? Slacking off, hurt a human laugh it off This is Flower, the Dumb Robot Fully uncontainable every time she go off This is Flower, the Dumb Robot Hooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobalt This is Flower, the Dumb Robot I’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hot This is Flower, the Dumb Robot I don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart Mint green model with the fuzzy pink kicks on Shit son, I think I’m freaking feelin’ things. Is this wrong? The way she “eee,” she don’t even hit the diphthong My heart is a bowling pin And Flower kickin trick shots What a trip, she’s a freakin’ lunatic automatic And the static in her system outta tick Picture perfect pervy personality and pertinent To our perpetual annoyance she’s a perky pony Perpetrating periodic peccadillos Ate eleven kilos Of my cds as a meal so For real though Grab your steel toes, hi-vis and hard hats We’re inside the danger zone and I have the scars that Make me question why we gave her fangs in the first place But dang it when she smile I’m in love again with her face Curvaceous, I love the way this Bap pony breaks and All that I can say is This is Flower, the Dumb Robot Fully uncontainable every time she go off This is Flower, the Dumb Robot Hooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobalt This is Flower, the Dumb Robot I’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hot This is Flower, the Dumb Robot I don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart Half crazy, and half lazy, and you amaze me Flower are you doin’ it on purpose? Maybe. And I’ve been thinking lately Pretty lady, if it isn’t super shady Maybe you could even date me? Plug in and unplug Twenty kilonewton hugs And a struggle just to breathe When she snuggles me Please don’t save me From her electric rabies Going to her brain like HAL Singing with me, Daisy, Daisy This is Flower, the Dumb Robot Fully uncontainable every time she go off This is Flower, the Dumb Robot Hooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobalt This is Flower, the Dumb Robot I’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hot This is Flower, the Dumb Robot I don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart