Original video by @THE1LFO :
If you haven’t seen it GO SEE IT. And give that fool a like and subscribe, cause holy toledo, what a great short. I mean like, good enough that I watched it late last night and had the song written before noon. Inspiring. It’s great to see such amazing and incredible work still coming out of the fandom. Way to go friends.
Many thanks to LF0 for giving me the nod to use their content for this song and video, super appreciated!
WAV available for download here: , The Dumb Robot
Hello and welcome to the demonstration
Here at Pony Laboratories
We create a world
Run by imagination
What we envision is
A nation where our roboponies
Change the face of not just only
Enterprises but situations
Far beyond the scope of any
Hope dreamed of before but
I won’t bore you with the
Ordinary words I know that you’re impatient
So let me introduce:
The replacement you
Better than a human
you can see she got
The pony hooves
IQ a million
Chess playin’ brilliant
Put her on the microphone
She killin’ it
Up inside the laboratory chillin’
What a silly pony fully in
Defiance you can’t put her in a category
But you bet your ass
That she keter class
XK scenario
Every time she givin’ sass
And she ain’t never heard of three laws
Who the hell is Asimov?
Slacking off, hurt a human laugh it off
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
Fully uncontainable every time she go off
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
Hooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobalt
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
I’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hot
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
I don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart
Mint green model with the fuzzy pink kicks on
Shit son, I think I’m freaking feelin’ things.
Is this wrong?
The way she “eee,” she don’t even hit the diphthong
My heart is a bowling pin
And Flower kickin trick shots
What a trip, she’s a freakin’ lunatic automatic
And the static in her system outta tick
Picture perfect pervy personality and pertinent
To our perpetual annoyance she’s a perky pony
Perpetrating periodic peccadillos
Ate eleven kilos
Of my cds as a meal so
For real though
Grab your steel toes, hi-vis and hard hats
We’re inside the danger zone and I have the scars that
Make me question why we gave her fangs in the first place
But dang it when she smile I’m in love again with her face
Curvaceous,
I love the way this
Bap pony breaks and
All that I can say is
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
Fully uncontainable every time she go off
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
Hooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobalt
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
I’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hot
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
I don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart
Half crazy, and half lazy, and you amaze me
Flower are you doin’ it on purpose? Maybe.
And I’ve been thinking lately
Pretty lady, if it isn’t super shady
Maybe you could even date me?
Plug in and unplug
Twenty kilonewton hugs
And a struggle just to breathe
When she snuggles me
Please don’t save me
From her electric rabies
Going to her brain like HAL
Singing with me, Daisy, Daisy
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
Fully uncontainable every time she go off
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
Hooves made of rubber and a brain made of cobalt
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
I’m trying not to think it but her stripy socks are so hot
This is Flower, the Dumb Robot
I don’t need it anyway, she can have my whole heart
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