FFXIV - [COMEDY] Adventures in Unlocking Ridorana Lighthouse - Oh No, Red Chocobos!

Music by The Blue Grass Boys: Sound effects by Comic relief by the good people of Sargatanas server. DISCLAMER: THIS IS NOT A GUIDE! This is just a record for posterity of some ridiculousness that happened, and that I was privileged enough to witness. For actual help on starting this quest, or unlocking any other content in patch 4.3, check out any of these totally serious, non-comedic player-written guides: #gid=1685843764 So, when FFXIV: Stormblood was first released, there was this one part of the main story quest line where everyone had to do a single-player insta