Remy: Rich Men North of Richmond (Federal Employee Version)

Life in D.C. isn’t all sunshine and Fudge Rounds. Parody of Oliver Anthony’s “Rich Men North of Richmond“ written and performed by Remy. Watch all of Remy’s Reason TV music videos here: LYRICS: I’ve been working till the break of 4:45 I get an automatic raise and I can’t be fired Must wait to age 57 till I can retire With an inflation-adjusted pension that somehow keeps going higher Oh, it’s a damn shame what the world’s come to They want us back in the office on Mondays too Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh it is Not living in the real world is a lot harder than you would know Sure I got dental, but it’s bad, I go mental ’cuz I had to fill out both of these forms I also see price hikes on necessities I had to purchase my rental in Ocean City Please don’t tell anyone, it’s so embarrassing The plight of rich men north of Richmond I just sit here a-wasting my whole life away ’Cuz this verification code is taking all day How do you expect me to check my 401(k)? Plus, my Fudge Rounds supplier no longer takes Apple Pay Oh, it’s a damn shame what the world’s come to It takes one person to do my job, so we have two Wish I could just wake up and it not be true But it is, oh it is Not living in the real world is a lot harder than you would know Sure I got health care, but I get an in-depth scare, only weeks left to open enroll The new guy plays with his pen, he just sits there and snaps How am I to get in all my 2 p.m. naps? They want us back now on Tuesdays, I just might collapse The plight of rich men north of Richmond We’re just like you