‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ cast their votes in Russian election

Is it us, or is there just not enough nightmare fuel around today? We’re here to rectify that with this heartwarming footage of ‘Trump’ and ‘Biden’ putting aside their political differences to vote in the Russian election, courtesy of these two utterly charming and not at all terrifying mask-wearers in Lobnya, Moscow Region. Trump’s eye holes appeared to be malfunctioning, so he was forced to link arms with his rival for balance, while Biden said he planned to vote for himself 67,000,000 times. When told he couldn’t do this in the Russian election, Biden mumbled something about ice cream then got lost.