’The Golden Age of Video’ by Ricardo Autobahn

We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble! We accept her, we accept her! We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us! Gooble gobble gooble gobble! We accept her, we accept her! (We–we) we came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass, I was testing you — and you passed, Dental plan! Lisa needs braces, Be required to fart on a regular basis, I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse, Channel 13 — Eyewitness news! Robocop, who is he? Dead or alive you’re coming with me. In a hurry to be fed, beady eyes and big blue head. I’m telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me, Why does everything I whip leave me? My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy, Fava beans and a nice Chianti, You can count on Slippery Pete, Suicide will be nice and neat! I didn’t build the Panama canal, Open the pod bay doors please, HAL, These aren’t the droids you’re looking for, These aren’t the droids we’re looking for, I am not a number I am a free man! Rosebud. To The Idiotmobile! Right away Michael, I–I–I–I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. We came, we saw, we kicked it’s ass, You don’t understand I coulda had class, Round and tasty on a bun, Ooh Zippy look what you’ve done! Finally! Cast off those lines! No, I’ve been nervous lots of times, Red Rum! What’s the matter honey? Just robbed Boss Hogg all of his money! We came, saw, we kicked it’s ass, Writing checks your body can’t cash, I was elected to lead, not read, I feel the need — the need for speed, Watch out for snakes, a good man’s loafer, HQ — my hat looks like a muffin — over, My god it’s full of stars, There was no driver in the car.. In the car (repeat) Well you see I’m in hot pursuit!