Uptime Funk - (Don’t reboot it just patch)

“Uptime Funk“ music video (parody of Uptown Funk) from SUSECon 2015 in Amsterdam. Lyrics: This bit Uncontrolled A bad bug, Make my system fold This bug, in the kernel My kernel My uptime ceases Freakin’, Spazzin’ My manager’s mad, it ain’t pretty I need caffeine, a big screen Gotta fix this server in a jiffy It’s too hot (hot patch) Call Torvalds and Kroah-Hartman It’s too hot (hot patch) Make a Sys Admin retire man It’s too hot (hot patch) Holy cow, am I in a jam It’s too hot (hot patch) Tellin’ ya now