dark paradise [spideypool au]

If you would like a made one: It’s platonic. Alternatively, you can age up Peter, but please know I don’t ship them in this form. Trigger warnings for suicidal stuff. But it’s Deadpool so. If you know him, you know he does that…but take care regardless. Are you ready for this plot? Here we go: Deadpool and Spider-Man and BFFs. They hang out on rooftops and fight bad guys together because that is my JAM. One day, Wade calls…some car service to come pick him up (Uber? Lyft? Taxi?? Who knows?) because Dopinder either doesn’t exist or isn’t available. Peter works for this car driving service and thinks it’d be funny to pick up Deadpool. In that moment, Deadpool figures out Spider-Man’s secret identity. I mean, Tom’s version of Peter is so un-secretive about his identity when it comes to fellow heroes (or anti-heroes) that he wouldn’t mind. Back to the story. Here we start intersecting Infinity War and Deadpool 2. Thanos spares Wade becau