It is, believe it or not, possible to build a Lego ship in a bottle. I filmed almost the entire process, but I’ve cut out parts and sped it up to 32x so that you don’t have to endure all the hours of footage. If you really hate the music that much, you can see it in silence here:
I ended up putting the second sail in later, which you can see here:
More details at my MOC page