Why do women have breasts?

No one knows, but this is my hypothesis. Warning: contains no graphic erotic images whatsoever, sorry. Just a bloke talking. Support me on Patreon: Want to read more on this topic? I have a longer (yes, LONGER) version of my hypothesis in an on-line essay here: More ranty videos here: I hope that I have avoided crudeness enough to avoid shocking my viewers. This is a scientific hypothesis, and I make no apology for not copiously illustrating the subject in a manner that may have pleased some. It may amaze some viewers that as I talked, I was missing out chunks of the argument for the sake of brevity. I had a stopwatch below the camera, and you can see me glance down at it with mounting horror a few times in the video. This meant that by the second half of the video, I had to do rather a lot of thinking on my feet to keep the train of thought going in the