Amazing Screw-On Head

**I do not own any rights to this video, the story, or the characters.** This is the pilot episode for what was to be a series on the Sci-fi Channel based on the comic book Amazing Screw-On Head, written and drawn by Mike Mignola. Unfortunately, it was not picked up. Screw-On Head (Paul Giamatti) - Literally a screw-on head, apparently made of metal; Abraham Lincoln’s top agent in occult matters. He was well over a hundred years old at the time of the American Civil War. Nothing is known about his origins. Emperor Zombie (David Hyde Pierce) - Highly intelligent and articulate for a zombie; he apparently brought about his own undead state using ancient, forbidden knowledge, out of a lust for power. Mr. Groin (Patton Oswalt) - Screw-On Head’s ninth manservant. He aids Screw-On Head in many ways, including acting as a surrogate body. Abraham Lincoln (Corey Burton) - The President of the United States and Screw-On Head’s boss. Patience (Molly Shannon) - Va