The Real Eggman [HD]

A music video found on newgrounds which is no longer available: But it is available from the internet archive: :// This was NOT made by me, it was made by Bug & Instant Sonic Lyrics written up by ~Ravda May I have your attention slaves? I will have your attention slaves! Will the real Eggman please stand up I repeat Will the real Eggman please stand up (Uungh, I can’t) You all act like you never seen a round guy before Stomach all over the floor like somebody’s drank 3 billion of Coors I’ve been eating hours before the first rooster crowed And now I plan to rap you to bore... I weigh so many pounds, it’s true I’m not kidding I don’t do the work, my robots do my bidding Sonic said “no way“ Sonic says... he’s still alive argh! I probably got a couple screws in my bots loose But it’s nothing worse than what’s going on in Rouge’s bedroom (Eeeh!) Sometimes I wanna go the Deathegg and destroy But can’t ’cause I need those chaos emeralds Sonic’s fast like this, Sonic’s fast like that And he somehow manages to stop all my attacks And that’s the reason why my plans are all crap If I don’t get those emeralds I’ll surely be jacked Of course you’re gonna stop me at your fast pace By the time you reach my base I’ll be outta that place And when you defeat me please don’t start to celebrate For I’ll return once again at a later date I’m like the “Stay-Puft“ man ’cause you can’t kill me Anything you try will just bounce right offa me My big tubby face goes on the TV To announce you won’t survive in the debris And there’s several of them just like me Who dress like me, sit, command, oppress like me, mustache like me And a big piece of lard like me And just might be an evil villain but not quite me I’m the Eggman, yes the real Eggman And you other robotniks aren’t as fat as I am So won’t the real Eggman please stand up, please stand up, please stand up I’m the Eggman, yes the real Eggman And you other Robotniks aren’t as fat as I am So won’t the real Eggman please stand up, can’t stand up, Can’t stand up?!