Как поднять настроение и уровень английского во время эпидемии

Разряжаем обстановку свежими шутками на актуальную тему и разбираем конструкции и слова из них: 1. Don’t go to the pub. Don’t meet up with your friends. Don’t come home with an infection. Honestly, Boris Johnson is starting to sound like my f*cking girlfriend. and prayers going out to all the married men who’ve spent months telling the wife. i’ll do that when i got time. 3. Dogs are hard to train? Look at all the people who can’t “sit and stay“ 4.- I heard you are a pilot? - Nah, i produce toilet paper now 5. A couple of weeks of isolation with the family. What can go wrong? 6. I miss those days when i sneezed and they said “Bless You“. Now they say “Get Lost“! 7. Before you complain your current situation,just remember,someone is quarantined with your ex.