Every Single Maiden (Laid A Wreath For You) - A Wheel of Time Parody - WoT Idol 2024 Entry
Thank the Light for amazing friends. This is my 24th Wheel of Time related parody (including the short and basic ones) and it’s been a surprisingly educating journey. Yes, I’ve learned plenty about audio and video editing, but I’ve actually learned a lot about myself and that’s a good thing!
Hopefully you understand that when I say “Every Single Maiden,“ I mean “Each And Every,“ as in, I will eat every single cookie! And yes, this is supposed to be fun and ridiculous, but no joke, Maidens are hardcore awesome.
Many, many sincere thanks to the countless people who have pushed, encouraged and consoled me. I love you.
Huge thanks to Michelle & Amy. I couldn’t have done this without them!
And to my brother, Jeff, for his incredible audio editing!
Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai
Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai
Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai
Every Single Maiden
Now put your spears up
Up in the Waste, a chilly day
A hundred and twelve degrees
I wanted to train, skills to attain
Just my Spear Sisters and me
We did a quick jog, 4 leagues long
Seemed we’d gathered attention
That same Stone Dog, I’ve said get lost
He only hears the wind
(I said)
If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you
If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you
Don’t be mad cuz I’m wedded to the spear it’s true
If you keep pushing thenyou’re gonna have some major
Toh oh oh Toh oh oh o-ohh
Toh oh oh oh
If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you
If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you
Don’t be mad cuz I’m wedded to the spear it’s true
If I liked you then I would have laid a wreath for you
Our sparring begins, but you cut in
I said no and I made it very clear
I won’t be chased, you’re Oosquai faced
You stab your own foot with a spear
I don’t want your attention, it wouldn’t change if
You were a clan chief, or a blacksmith
I’ll say it again, you’re such a pain
You know you’re going to end up Da’tsang
I appreciate you tried but it’s a stab and miss
I appreciate you tried but it’s a stab and miss
Good luck asking leave from any Roofmistress
If you’re lucky we might ask you to play Maiden’s Kiss
Uh uh oh uh uh oh
Your tongue is tossing colors to the wind again
Your tongue is tossing colors to the wind again
They’re never going to send you to Rhuidean
You always push the bounds of honor like a thieving
Shaido oh oh oh oh
I won’t give up the spear for the world
I’m not that kind of girl
The dance is what I prefer, what I desire
You will not persuade me, if you force me
To capture you on the battlefield and to take you gai’shain
That would be ill advised
You’ll be all dressed in white,
With my sisters at my side
You’ll sing for us the whole night
Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai
Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai
Every Single Maiden, All Far Dareis Mai
Every Single Maiden
Is a bad A$$
Proof? Blood snow-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
And we are carrying the honor of the Car’a’carn
We are carrying the honor of the Car’a’carn
To respect that he’s the one and only maiden born
We will stay right by his side until vanquishes
The Sha-dow
My spear-sisters give me everything I need and more
My spear-sisters give me everything I need and more
If you need advice on women talk to Rand Al’Thor
Apparently that man got Aviendha to….
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