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Real Rap Music West Coast Classics 2022 Short: Song: Updated song link: Music video: [Verse 1] You’re playing Minecraft in a cave lookin’ for diamonds That’s funny, I’m in the same cave lookin’ for miners ‘Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major Can’t even play hopscotch without poppin’ a rager Always been a pervert, so I accept the insults When I was a kid, I fuckin’ molested adults So Shoe0nHead, Deadwing, and MoistHypoCr1TiKaL If you bitches think I give a motherfuckin’ shit if y’all— Get me banned again, get off that crack you smokin’ And you can’t pretend this fuckin’ track ain’t smokin’ Token like the black friend, roll you over, backspin Roll over, you won’t look back when I’m over you I knew Max when— He only had 4K subs, all Ls No dubs, no love, hold up ‘cause sho’nuff I fucked every damn chance I’ve been givin’ Priapism, never led up, the sky’s the limit I’d say mind your business, but I need mindless critics To advertise my sick shit, you say I’m addicted? But you keep humping my leg, now that’s addiction No rap, no convictions, but I rap with conviction You still got suspicion that I’m a pedo I’m surprised I’m not, ‘cause my Mom the lesbo Had a bitch, but she thought I was special I’ll never forget the time she said so She kicked me out ‘cause she was afraid she’d rape me Her little sixteen year old baby, it breaks me And if I ever have my own kid who hates me I promise I’ll at least wait until you’re eighteen [Chorus] I can fantasize about whatever I want You can’t stop what happens in my head ’Till I’m dead I’ll be singin’ I can fantasize about whatever I want You can’t stop what happens in my head ’Till I’m dead (Uh) ’Till I’m dead [Verse 2] I’m hidin’ in the woods behind your house like the Slender Man But I’m Jewish, so it’s pronounced: “Slenderman” Enderman, look at me, never see your friends again Tell ‘em to smash that like button for benjamins Call me Benjamin Button, that’s adrenochrome, honey The older I get, the more my demons grow hungry And Shaelin’s a feminist, don’t need no feed a ho’ money Plus her hairy armpits make my penis feel funny (Oh!) I never spare you the details even if that’s what you want Like your uncle remarried two shemales—new aunts My grandad used to take baths with my momma When she was fourteen, guess that’s where we started the trauma There was this one time my dad said he’d throttle my throat It was late afternoon, forgot to call on the phone Sometimes I picture showin’ up at his house Shovin’ a motherfuckin’ gun in his mouth And my mom, no thanks, don’t wanna touch her Flashbacks of her askin’ me, “What’s a motherfucker?” And she smiled, that’s a special kind of incest I screamed: “Get out!” she put a soft wet kiss on my neck I thought we’re supposed to free, thanks to Abraham Lincoln But now you’re all now too scared to say what you’re thinkin’ You’re a victim, fuck that, I cancel cancel culture Don’t listen to these bitches (Watch), I can handle vultures Dealin’ with these batches of weasels like diesel patches Why is CreepShow Art ridin’ my D so hard? Fuckin’ sociopath, yeah, you preyin’ folks while you doodle I’ll steal your motherfuckin’ fans to stay afloat like pool noodles I’m a shit YouTuber? Maybe I’m too human I tell the truth to ya, balls like Jupiter Plus some pubic hair, shoot for the moon like Ed Boon Look to La Luna, now gimme my Pulitzer They say bullets are the cure for whatever I got I say you can fantasize about whatever you want (Sex and violence) Just be yourself, really, fuck they gonna do? And if I still love me, you know I love you too But are you ready for the most fucked up line of the song? Where you tear your hair up thinkin’ if it’s right or it’s wrong Is he trolling, mentally ill, or just horrible? You know the scariest thing about me? I’m normal [Chorus] I can fantasize about whatever I want You can’t stop what happens in my head ’Till I’m dead I’ll be singin’ I can fantasize about whatever I want You can’t stop what happens in my head ’Till I’m dead (Uh) ’Till I’m dead [Outro] (Fuck)