Beethoven’s Fifth

Yes, this is the 100% accurate reason Beethoven wrote his Fifth Symphony. Lyrics: I hate my life! I have no wife! I asked Elise to be my bride And she said ‘no.’ Asked Amalie to be my bride And she said ‘no.’ Asked Josephine And she said ‘hm…’ I asked again And she said ‘hm…’ And then she said ‘hell no!’ That frickin’ ho! #comedy #comedysong #beethoven