Mummified in Barbed Wire - Chris Barnes & Corpsegrinder - Cannibal Corpse - Created To Kill Vile

In an alternate dimension in 1995 while on tour with SFU, after a bad LSD trip, Chris Barnes quitted smoking pot, became self aware, and realized forming Six Feet Under was a huge mistake. When Alex called him to tell him that he is out of the band, Chris asked and begged for forgiveness, and promised that he will immediately come back, abandoning SFU immediately. He travelled the same day, and upon arrival made peace with the Cannibal Guys, having a good laugh about the good old times with Jim Carrey and the videos that they goofed around appearing and disappearing with those shitty camera effects that everybody did in the 90s, that were recorded during the sessions of previous albums. He asked them to give him one more chance to nail that scream that sucked with that EEE sound he tried on his first attempt that got everyone disappointed. He spent a whole week trying, practicing and asking for opinions. The guys were impressed with the change of attitude, and how hard Chris was working and trying to grow both as a person, a friend and as a Death Metal vocalist. They finally agreed and called Corpsegrinder to tell him that he can forget about replacing Chris, and to let him know he can play World of Warcraft in peace. They believed in Chris, and Chris believed in them, but Chris thought that Corpsegrinder would be awesome in the band anyways so he told everyone to reconsider the choice, and to be a two vocalist death metal band, and so they did. That final day of recording the album, he remembered the screams on the Tomb of the Mutilated album how much they rocked, although they were too short, and because of quitting weed, he inhaled air like Kirby in Smash Bros and screamed so hard the guys applauded and called Bob Rusay on the phone to hear it and asked him to quit the golf bullshit and come back to Cannibal Corpse and be a 7 piece band, like Helloween. They released this masterpiece, Created to Kill Vile, the best album Cannibal Corpse ever made… Chris Barnes and Corpsegrinder became best friends and ever since they have a blast at the claw machines and arcades while enjoying some nice THC infused edibles, after each rehearsal. Bob Rusay transformed his golf clubs into an awesome guitar, and redefined the sound of the instrument changing music forever, becoming one of the highest paid guitarists in the world because of his swinging motion adopted from the golf technique. Jack Owen got a hair transplant and took Finasteride pills and kept his mane. Rob Barrett pretty much stayed the same. Paul Mazurkiewicz realized that playing the same technique always would make him the Lars Ulrich of death metal, so he asked Flo Mounier for drum lessons, and after 5 years of hard practice became one of the most versatile drummers in the world. Alex Webster never changed because he is awesome by default. I used the tracks of Vile with the vocals of Created to Kill Sessions and the screams are from Hammer Smashed Face in case you are wondering. I added some double tracking, inspired on Vile’s production. The bad quality audio is because I don’t possess the original tracks, so I had to find my own ways that unfortunately sacrificed sound quality and clarity. Subscribe, Comment and Like!