A gentleman enters a bar
And sees a very sad looking old man
Sitting alone at the counter
With a half empty glass of gin in his hand
The gentleman lands next to him
And asks “what happened”, “why the long face”
The man said, “Hi, my name is Jack
And here is my story of shame and disgrace”
In this glass I try to drown my pain and sorrow
You came here over the bridge
I built it of stone with my own two hands
But nobody says “Jack – the builder of bridges”
Even though they’ve been using it for three decades
There once was a fire in this bar
While saving my friends, I myself almost died
Yet nobody calls me “Hero Jack”
Or not even “Jack - the savior of lives”
But that one time I got drunk and fucked my horse
Only once, I tried to fuck my horse
Jack the horselover
Jack the horsefucker
Women ignore me like I don’t exist
Jack the horseman
Jack the horsetamer
Kids neigh and point when I’m out on the street
Horse!
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