We Are Number One but it’s the First Crusade

Onwards to the Holy City! Lyrics: Are you a real Crusader? Well technically, nah Have you ever caught a heretic? Like a, like a real super Saracen? Nah Have you ever used a trebuchet? Nah nah Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Crusaders! DEUS VULT We’re the First Crusade DEUS VULT We’re the First Crusade Now listen closely Here’s a little lesson in conquering This is going down in history If you wanna reclaim the Holy Land You have to chase an enemy Saracen Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound Shh NO DON’T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE What are you doing? We’re the First Crusade DEUS VULT We’re the First Crusade We’re the First Crusade Ha ha ha Now look at this net, that I just found When I say go, be ready to throw Go! THROW IT AT HIM NOT AT ANTIOCH Ugh let’s try something else Now he