LITERAL Hitman Absolution Trailer

Rundown motel is not classy. Guess he didn’t make enough blood money. That, or he spent it on a big nun party. He’s hurt bad. Shoulda played on easy. Nun bling jingling, getting pretty breezy. You probably shouldn’t wear a white shirt. Even nuns go to shoe sales. And get prison tats. Tie your blood red tie to match your blood red blood. Yay, fashion. Distorted guitar makes the nuns pull out some guns. And a rocketlauncher. 47 wants to fit in with them. (hot) But sexy bad guy music makes nuns take their clothes off. And get tattoos. He got some blood on his favorite coin. Hydrogen peroxide will take it off. Just like this music did for all of the hitman’s girlfriends, who just found out about eachother. Hot hot hot, even hotter. Slow mo pistol smacking water. Hopefully he doesn’t kill the hot hitwom- NO DONT KILL THEM! Slow mo 3d pistol spinning Don’t kill the hot hit women