Obi-Wan Kenobi: Episodes 5 and 6 - re:View

It’s time to talk about recycling! I mean Star Wars! Mike, Jay and Witch Evans sit down to discuss the last two episodes of Orba Wand Kenobi! What will happen? Star Wars things happen that we’ve seen before. Rich Evan’s unwashed hands are rubbed in his own face resulting in pink eye AND Covid infections that he then spreads to thousands later at his one man show “Evans Live on the Sunset Strip“ which he performs in Milwaukee, WI. During this live event Evans vomits up Clown Soup™ and spits on his fans. He then drives away in his new Rolls Royce that Walt Disney’s head bought him for saying that he kind of liked Star Whores . How does the RLM guys feel about these things you see? When? How did they watch they shows and realize that Star Wars is basically the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. Lightsabers. Stormtroopers. Dark Vader. Resistance. Empire. Jedi. Tickets for Rich Evans one man show are now on sale on the official CDC website. If you’re lucky enough he might spit on you as he sails away on his yacht to Epstein’s island (which he purchased with Disney cash). He does NOT, however, enjoy the company of under-aged women. He uses his private island to indulge in something much worse. Pouring hot Clown Soup™ all over his balls.