What the Half Life 3 announcement would look like

What the announcement would look like during a normal presentation. Feel free to parody it however you want Origin: Made the “3D“ in Cinema 4D (no global illumination although I hoped I could, but it would’ve taken ages), the audio in FL Studio, the final edit in Premiere which rendered into 4GB, but managed to compress it with VLC to just 17MB. Also yes I’m aware that the cheering should’ve been a lot louder, but consid