Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)

You could hear the hoof beats pound as they raced across the ground, And the clatter of the wheels as they spun ’round and ’round. And he galloped into market street, his badge upon his chest, His name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, She lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22. They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic, But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week. They called him Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west. She said she’d like to bathe in milk, he said, “All right, sweetheart,“ And when he’d finished work one night he loaded up his cart. He said, “D’you want it pasturize? ’Cause pasturize is best,“ She says, “Ernie, I’ll be happy if it comes up to my chest.“ That tickled old Ernie, (Ernieeeeeeeeeee) And he drove the fastest milk cart i