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Heyooooo, come on down to Crazy Hotslut’s Dino Emporium for all yer dino needs! I’m Craaaaaazy Hotslut and boy howdy do I have some deals for you! We got your raptors, your compys, your trikes and brontos and dilos! You wanna get some hide, we got dead dinos with meat too, why not? We got so many dinos we’re practically giving them away for FREEEEEE but we’re not so come on in and get a dino! What you think you can train them on your own? No sir, not gonna happen. They’ll tear you apart; save yourself the
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