Benny Hill - The Andalucian Gypsies - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: OUTSIDE A BAR IN TOLEDO WHERE YOU HAD HAD MORE THAN YOU’RE FILL A MAN STOOD ROTATING A CHICKEN ON A FLAMING HOT INFRA-RED GRILL YOU STAGGERED UP TO HIM AND SHOUTED WITH A VOICE JUST LIKE A TOWN CRYER YOU SAID, HEY MATE YOUR BARREL ORGAN IS BROKEN WHAT’S MORE YOUR MONKEY’S ON FIRE BUT THE ANDALUCIAN GYPSIES HAVE A SAYING SO OLD BUT SO TRUE THAT FOR EVERY MAN THERE’S A WOMAN AND MY DARLING I’VE CHOSEN YOU NOW YOU NEVER ATE PEAS WITH YOUR KNIFE DEAR TO DO SO YOU SAID WAS A CRIME INSTEAD YOU WOULD TAKE A CELERY STALK AND YOU’D ROLL ’EM DOWN ONE AT A TIME IF YOU EAT ONE MORE DUMPLING YOU’LL BURST, DEAR ONE DAY TO YOU I HAD TO SAY YOU SIMPLY SAID WELL, PASS THE DUMPLINGS AND STAND WELL BACK OUT OF THE WAY BUT THE ANDALUCIAN GYPSIES HAVE A SAYING SO OLD BUT SO TRUE THAT FOR EVERY MAN THERE’S A WOMAN AND MY DARLING I’VE CHOSEN YOU YOU USED TO TRY TO MAKE TEA CAKES WITH A RECIPE YOUR MOTHER LENT IN MY MOUTH THEY MELTED LIKE BUTTER IN MY STOMACH THEY SET LIKE CEMENT YOU USED TO EXPERIMENT DAILY WITH DIFFERENT THINGS THAT WOULD FILL ME IT WAS JUST LIKE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE I NEVER KNEW WHICH MEAL WOULD KILL ME BUT THE ANDALUCIAN GYPSIES HAVE A SAYING SO OLD BUT SO TRUE THAT FOR EVERY MAN THERE’S A WOMAN AND MY DARLING I’VE CHOSEN YOU ON AN BAR STOOL YOU HAD A HANG OVER IT USED TO HANG OVER THE EDGE IF A DRUNK SHOULD COME IN AND SEE YOU HE’D GO STRAIGHT OUT AND SIGN THE PLEDGE OH, MY WIFE IS ONE IN A MILLION OFTEN HAVE I HEARD THAT SAID BUT YOU ARE NOT ONE IN A MILLION YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE WON IN A RAFFLE INSTEAD BUT THE ANDALUCIAN GYPSIES HAVE A SAYING SO OLD BUT SO TRUE THAT FOR EVERY MAN THERE’S A WOMAN AND I HAD TO GET LUMBERED WITH YOU