ABC song

attack the alphabet with an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium I’m like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolic s, But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat brushin’ bubbly allover your booby and booty beef cause I’m a carpenter, I come carvin’ your carcass leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet crumble chron’ with my Colorado and my Cal cronies cram it full of condiments like it’s a Calzone delicious! I didn’t drive and drink whether diamonds or dimes man I’m diving deep like an electric eel, I’m elegantly eloquent and every cent I’ve ever earned just entered me in the election I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection a freak! I’m fighting with a flatfooted felon five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela’s gentrified a hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me