Mine Life-In-Craft - Minecraft Parody of Beach Life in Death by Car Seat Headrest

Lyrics from my txt file: Last night i hopped into the server and i thought about you there were torches by the river that led me to your house the mobs were spawning cuz it was nighttime as i headed to your house i pulled my sword out it was almost dayttime when i got to your house i saw the 50 block tall structure you called your house i opened the door and saw it the stove of burning nettherrack and when you joined the game i was so excitable when we started building our cabin i wanted to build a floor out of glowstone but then you had looked at me funny i had to scratch that idea and leave the exe still on my PC took a few days to get my head straight started thinkin about your house again what should i do (play minecraft) what should i do (play terraria) what should i do (play roblox) what should i do (mine some ores) Where can I go? (Go to the nether) Where can I go? (To a server) Where can I go? (go to the end) Where can I go? (play the game) I played “Terraria“ when i thought you had school I played “Murder Miners“ when i knew you had school I played “Minecraft“ well it wasnt with you But it couldve been, i wish it coulve been I spent a week in this stupid server and came back to find you at spawn I spent a week mining ores and came back to find you all gone. I pretended i was dumb when playing games with friends I never play games with my friends we were all on discord and i laughed and changed the subject she said “what’s with this block motif“ i said “Do you have something against bloooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks“ we were gamers.... oh god I am almost completely oreless I am incapable of being a miner i am incapable of play games I am mining uncontrollably It should Mining and Building as a friend of mine suggested cuz those are the 2 main gameplays but notch thought that was stupid its not enough to mine this redstone I am inseparable from minecraftia I want diamonds to show for me i mine ores, with courage fighting mobs of nature i want a new game i want a game, to be fun, for me i want a game, i want the next block building vidiya I DONT WANT TO PLAY MINE CRAAAAAAAAAAAAFT I DONT WANT TO MINE FOR OBSIDIAAAAAAAAAAAAN I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME Last night I wanted to mine some diamonds i woke and i was mining diamonds its been 10 years, since we first played I dont know if, you forgot me yet do you have any diamonds we can use to build some tools i am running out of ore to mine and i we said we hated minecraft we wanted to play minecraft we said we hated minecraft we wanted to play minecraft Play more minecraft, feel empty Play more minecraft, feel empty Play more minecraft, feel empty a book of minecraft tips and tricks corrupted me in youth and now i wanna mine some ores and you’re in love with a dumb miner thank god for the wooden planks and, and fuck notch that theyre wooden planks i am running out things to craft and iiiiiiii and pretty soon you’ll find some nice young minecrafter with big hair and one capital “C“ inside their name and you can play games with him all night and say “hey ma, this is a gamer“ we said we hated minecraft we wanted to play minecraft we said we hated minecraft we wanted to play minecraft Play more minecraft, feel empty Play more minecraft, feel empty Play more minecraft, feel empty inside your house when they join the server my dude you can give them diamonds that you mined Last night I wanted to mine some diamonds i woke and i was mining some diamonds you joined tha game i joined tha game when you joined the game you checked the map, and i hoped it was for me your were all looking around and i hoped it was for me i hoped you were joining just to seee me the gamers saw it coming you can see that they liked to ply stuff in the games that they showed their children but they just wanted to play fortnite they said games can be frightening but the children were not listening and the children consumed everything in the fortnite lore and transactions when they finally found their home at the tilted towers and then everyone grew up realized that battle royales suck but there are lots of games out in the sea there are lots of blocks in ender chests and they belong to you and me visit servers, mine with me oh PLEASE LEMME USE YOUR COAL ILL BUILD TORCHES IN THE SUMMER You have a real nice skin I had a creeper death. I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING I MINED ORES UNTIL YOU SAW ME I MINED ORES TILL THE MORNING HOWS THE CAVE, HOWS YOUR DIAMONDS WE’RE TOO DUMB TO BUILD BRICKS Thanks for listening.