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On his first day in Clock Town, Link met a dreadful fate,
cursed by Skull Kid with Deku Scrub traits.
On his second day in Clock Town, Link met an awkward chap
dressed in spandex fairy clothes
and aggressively hawking crude maps.
On his third day in Clock Town, Link faced a falling moon…
…then he played himself a song
and reset time back to the Dawn
of the First Day, averting his doom!
On the first day in Clock Town, the Salesman played a song,
and it sounded just like this:
Then the aliens appeared,
Stole some steers,
‘till Link volunteered
to defend Romani ranch all night long.
On the second day in Clock Town, amidst the pouring rain,
a thin thief pawned off the
Big Bomb Bag he stole!
Then a hand in desperate need
Tried to plead
for some paper he’d
wipe his butt with if he obtained.
On the third day