The Simpsons - Three Stooges Syndrome

All rights belong to FOX / the simpsons show. Taken from S11E12 (The Mansion Family). % At the Mayo Clinic, Burns receives the results of his tests. Burns: Well, doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may shake my hand if you like. Doctor: Well, under the circumstances, I’d rather not. Burns: Eh? Doctor: Mr. Burns, I’m afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything. Burns: You mean I have pneumonia? Doctor: Yes. Burns: Juvenile diabetes? Doctor: Yes. Burns: Hysterical pr