“Ford Mustang Rolls Into My Car Then Blames Me“

While stopped in traffic, a red convertible Ford Mustang in front of me started rolling backwards, despite honking my horn, the dude didn’t stop and eventually rolled into my front bumper. He rolled nearly 2 car lengths and had his top down, oblivious idiot ponytailed douchebag driver. Luckily it was just a tap with no damage. What really set me off was the fact that when I informed the Mustang’s driver about it, he (and his passenger) yelled and blamed me for hitting his car. Idiots. Me: Hey, you know y