The Vampire Conspiracy (Music Video)

The truth is out! Climate change is a conspiracy made up by socialist vampires… ❄️ Subscribe for more novelty songs about the climate crisis, or support me on Spotify, Patreon, Ko-Fi: Stream or buy my music: 🌨️ Spotify, Apple Music, Bandcamp, etc: Support my work: ⛄ Tips: 🧊 Patreon: Find me elsewhere: 🌐 Website: 🗻 Subreddit, Twitter, TikTok, Instagram: 🏔️ Discord: Of course climate change is a conspiracy Made up by socialist vampires to push policies A greener fairer world that’s our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood. We’ll build green energy to improve air quality Creating lots of jobs with fair pay guaranteed. A well-being revolution that’s our evil plot Free-range organic humans have the most delicious blood. And recycling is a lie To make you go outside The night you take your bins out Is the night we bite So now you know our plan to descale economy Measure growth in happiness instead of GDP Don’t try to warn the others, it’s already too late The next blood we drink is running in your veins. #RefrostThePlanet #ClimateCrisis #MusicVideo #Humor #Vampire #satire