The most upsetting thing you could say in a Chinese restaurant
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I opened a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant. Strangely, the fortune was blank. The elderly owner put his hand on my shoulder and said “Here, we make our own fortune“ then he handed me a pen. I sat there and thought about about all sorts of things, my favorite things. Finally, I decided what I wanted my future to hold! I started to jot down what I wished for most of all! Unfortunately, the paper remained blank, for the pen was out of ink. The old man frowned, “I suppose that means... it was never meant to be“ He said as he capped his pen. “Yeah...“ I said with tears in my eyes “I guess I’ll never get to be swallowed whole by my smoking hot waifu, Ochako Uraraka, from My Hero Academia.“ The man looked at me with sou
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