I F**king Hate Traffic (silly music video)

My wife and I don’t like traffic and we think everybody should know. behind the scenes: Lyrics: End it My step count is shattering End this I can’t bring myself in another way to work? How has this happened? This parking lot is so enraging Sun is in my eyes So expensively Tangled in our lines Bunch of f***ing stupid cars Waiting on the side Unbearable You just cut me off I’m invisible No thoughts to your blind spot? A simple error Leads to death on a Tuesday, just trying to get home from work My bike was off limits Car dependency. We’re in too deep to change it My bike was off limits? But these cars aren’t a menace? Who did this!? I f**king hate traffic I’m so sick of the sight of it I f**king hate traffic American car dependency is for the fucking birds Unbearable Maddening So typical Paying thousands to go this slow Please. Go! Claustrofobe If I could use my bike I would already be home. I’m not moving today The truck bed can go If I could use my bike I would already be home. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I f**king hate traffic I’m so sick of the sight of it I f**king hate traffic American car dependency is for the fucking birds I f**king hate traffic I’m so sick of the sight of it (this section performed by Lwandile Prusent) Huge box 1 me caged Stuck here The suburbs were a mistake My innards rot So many fumes exposed Heavily Panting Let’s f**king go! (Otamatone solo) I f**king hate traffic I’m so sick of the sight of it I f**king hate traffic American car dependency is for the fucking birds This is insane! Constantly bombarding me in one big stupid pile I f**king hate traffic Let’s invest In other transportation options for Pete’s sakes F**K! Tamara Chambers on Vocals and sledge hammer Alex Rudinger on Drums and bowling ball @mdterps1042 Jess Lai on guitar (mimed) and crow bar @jesslaimieritz Nick Jackolin on bass (mimed) and axe Lwandile Prusent on harsh vox (off screen) Lwandile’s full cover: Cars smashed at Victory Auto Wreckers @VictoryAutoWreckers My shreddy scale runs are Troy Grady’s “Pop Tarts Lick” and it’s a tip of the hat to him. Here’s his lesson video that unlocked shredding for me and I can’t stop playing it since. This song is also just my tune “Psychosis ft. Alex Rudinger“ with silly lyrics and I tabbed out the first half of the song while writing, then gave up. But that first half is here: scallon psychosis If anyone learns it, I will award them 1,500 internet points. My guitar courses are available within the Guitareo membership :) Also, my beginner course, GuitarQuest, is still available on its own too The gear that I use: Win $1000s in FREE Gear at Sweetwater: Sweetwater’s deals page: The channel is supported in part by Sweetwater’s affiliate program. Thanks for that! Commentary, song stems, and early access to videos when you super-subscribe on Patreon: Mixed by Rob Ruccia of Uptown Recording: Drum mix by Declan White: 2nd camera & assistant edited by Teagan. Video shot & edited by Jake Jarvi: @JakeJarvi This video was made possible because of Patreon support of: EXECUTIVE Producer: selfdemise Patrons: Rob Harper, rd1994, Fabio, Isaac Briefer, Sheldon Bird, Richard Thomas Scott, June, John Spranger, Maxine Giroud, dasmajw dasawdw, Karlo, Pomfrić, and many other awesome people on my Patreon page: Big videos go on this channel. Everything and anything else is on the 2nd: Also... Vinyls/Merch: Instagram: TikTok: @robscallon Facebook: Twitter: