Woke Twitter Attacks During Star Wars Celebration, Says First Order Fans Are Fascists

I honestly can’t believe I’m writing these words, but the galaxy brains at Twitter continue to amaze me with their insane outlook on the world, still believing that people enjoying the wrong elements of pop culture are going to help destroy the world. Today’s target is Star Wars fans, specifically those evil jerks who dare to express a love of The Galactic Empire or The First Order. Unable to separate fantasy from reality, journalists, influencers and verified Twitter users have banded together to make on