Bronze age humor

so like it goes “a dog walks into a bar, he says ’I can’t see a thing, (I’ll open this one)/(I’ll crack open this one)“ and I kind of took it like how you open up/ crack open a cold one with the fellas and how you can do the same for your eyes. I think it was probably a hit back then cause like pretty much most jokes were original cause nobody had really tried anything so even though it isn’t super obvious why it’s funny at first it’s a clever use of wordplay Iltam sumra rashupti elatim i was going to make the dog an actual dog but im really bad at making dogs learn more