SUNDAY SESSIONS XMAS PARTY

[Eerie Music Plays] A man walks out of the shadows dressed as Santa. He gives off a strange glow indicating that maybe he hasn’t washed for a long time and he has incredibly ugly teeth. He quickly whips out a banjo from under his filthy Santa outfit and begins to play…… Jingle bells Batman smells Robin Flew away I did a poo So did you in Santas stupid sleigh Hey! Jingle Bells I can’t spell colon is cologne I don’t want to spend my day sitting all alone Oh Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Have some Christmas tart It’s OK You’ll be fine But it might just make you fart Parp! Jingle bells Straight to jail Do not go past go Don’t collect 200 quid And eat this yellow snow HOH Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Santa is a lie It’s OK Tell your kids Cos we’re all going to die oooh Jingle Bells (repeat to fade ) [Atmospheric music plays with random