The Magikarp Song

An ode to one of the greatest (and weakest) Pokémon of all: Magikarp! Celebrate the beloved Pokémon and sing along to the Magikarp Song! Official site: Shop: Facebook: Twitter: Instagram: Tumblr: The Magikarp Song Lyrics Totally pathetic, unreliable. Known throughout the world for being super weak. Maybe in ancient times it was really strong. That’s what the rumors say, but they’re probably wrong. But now it’s so weak, the weakest in the land. So weak that it’s sad, really really sad. The weak Pokémon, that’s you, Magikarp. But though you are the weakest, still you’ve won my heart. Oh, weak Pokémon, my love for you is strong. Honestly, it’s magical you’ve survived this long. All it does is jump and sp