The Onion’s Modern Woman: The Retiree

Like so many women of her generation, Marna Shure, 72, was once faced with an impossible choice: settle down as a stay-at-home mother and raise a family, or go pro on the motocross circuit. This is her Onion Story. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: Like The Onion on Facebook: Follow The Onion on Twitter: More Breaking News: