A Paedophiles Worst Nightmare - Daniel the Spaniel

Written and Performed by Daniel Bostock. Produced By : Camera crew: Daniel Bostock & Dean Newby. Lyrics It was a cold dark night at a Lunar eclipse, when i saw a fat guy consuming a kid. So i took a closer look and it was ciril smith, I said “oi ciril, swivel on this“. I inserted my fist past his intestine, to get the kid out of him before he digests it, and shits it out into the festering cesspit of dead children that a kept in the depths of Westminster. I know this because a minister kept me as a prisoner when I was six, he locked me in the cella. He insisted we play twister together, I was like “what ever but I’m being yellow“, he persisted to molester me with an umbrella, opened it so I couldn’t clench my sphincter together, I pulled the lever and the umbrella extended, and the molesteres member got tethered then severed. Got him off my back fast, found an escape hatch near a wet patch at