Star Wars Ewok Gospel (featuring Billy Dee Williams)
As we celebrate the 25th anniversary of RETURN OF THE JEDI, Andrew reminds us not to forget about the heroic Ewoks.
LYRICS:
It’s been a quarter of a century now, people, since the Rebels won the day
They destroyed that evil empire and the galaxy was saved
Han Solo, Luke, Leia, Lando -- they’re the heroes we all recall
But let’s not forget about their big-hearted friends who are only one meter tall
I’m talking about the Ewoks
They were more than just cute, cuddly bears
Let’s give some credit to the Ewoks
Without their help, the Alliance didn’t have a prayer.
I was surfin’ the Star Wars message boards and Lord, I was shocked to read
All the haters puttin’ down the Ewoks -- they say they ruined the first trilogy
Well, they may have been added for the children and they may have been comic relief
And it may not make sense that they could beat Stormtroopers with such primitive weaponry
But why you hatin’ on the Ewoks?
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