Alternative Ulster - SELF-APPOINTED KILT INSPECTOR
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“I stride strong into the pub,
My kilt sways to and thro,
Alas back by the bar,
Is a fat, old drunken ho.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
“What’s underneath your kilt?”,
She giggles out with glee,
And starts walking to me,
To cop a feel for free.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
“Now hold a minute lassie,
Cease your sexual assault”
You do not meet my standards,
And that’s your own damn fault.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
Now, I’ll never strike a lady,
But she no lady be,
Just a drunken horny slob,
Who’ll lay no hand on me.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
For standing right behind me,
Is my lovely wife,
You lay one finger on me,
She’ll fucking end your life.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
So begone evil wench,
Crawl back underneath your rock,
This pub is not a farmyard,
And I’m not your crowing cock.
The self-appointed kilt inspector,
She’s no man’s dream for sure,
She thinks she being clever,
When she’s acting like a whore.
from POG MO THOIN, released February 11, 2018“
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