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Uncle Jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws by pretending every animal is an imminent threat. “Volcano“ S01 Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS01 EXT. ROCKY MOUNTAINS, JUST OUTSIDE OF SOUTH PARK - DAY The boys follow Jimbo and Ned, each holding rifles that are WAY to big for them, a can of beer and a cigarette. STAN My Uncle Jimbo says that after this, he’s gonna take me hunting in Africa! KYLE Wow, that’d be cool! CARTMAN My mom says there’s a lot of black people in Africa. JIMBO Boys! Lookie there! A cute, fuzzy little black bear sits in a nearby clearing, licking its paws. JIMBO That there’s a Rocky Mountain Black Bear. One of the few remaining of its kind. Isn’t it beautiful? The bear just sits there and blinks. JIMBO My God it’s coming right for us!!! Jimbo whips out his huge rifle and shoots the bear dead. Stan can’t believe his eyes. STAN Hey! It wasn’t coming right for us! It was just sitting there! JIMBO SHHH! Not so loud!! Now that there’s just a technicality. KYLE What d’ya mean? JIMBO You see boys, the Democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting. CARTMAN Democrats piss me off! JIMBO They say we can’t shoot certain animals anymore unless they’re posing an immediate threat. Therefore, before we shoot something, we have to say; “It’s coming right for us!“ STAN Wow, you’re smart, Uncle Jimbo! NED (pointing) Jimbo LOOK! A beautiful little doe comes over the hill. JIMBO Oh, it’s a deer. Looks like about a 46 gauge, Ned. Ned pulls out a HUGE bazooka and hands it to Jimbo like a golf caddy. Jimbo props the bazooka on his shoulder. The boys and Ned jump on the ground commando style. JIMBO IT’S COMIN’ RIGHT FOR US!!! The beautiful little doe looks on peacefully right where she is. BOOM!!! Jimbo fires the bazooka at the doe and totally obliterates it into a million bloody little pieces. CARTMAN Kick ass! But Stan looks sad. JIMBO Did ya see that? I was imperiled by that ferocious charging buck! NED Rabbit, rabbit five o’clock!!! Over the ridge is a little bunny rabbit. JIMBO Let’s move! MOVE!!! Jimbo hits the ground and starts crawling on his belly. All the boys follow suit. STAN Is this hunting? KYLE I guess so. The group crawls onward, holding their guns out in front of them. CARTMAN Oh, dude... I’m starting to have flashbacks! KYLE What? CARTMAN Danforth! Pull up flank, look out for Charlies up in the trees! The group scampers up to the top of ridge. Ned hands Stan a big-ass double-barrel shotgun. JIMBO This one’s yours, Stan! Stan uncomfortably takes the gun, hitches it up on his shoulders and looks over the barrel. The little cute bunny looks up, sees Stan and smiles. Stan gulps. JIMBO ’It’s comin’ right for us’! NED “It’s coming right for us“! Stan takes a deep breath and is about to pull the trigger when the bunny gives him just the cutest little twitch of his cute little nose. KYLE Shoot it, Stan! CARTMAN I got your back, soldier! Stan looks over the barrel again, takes another deep breath... STAN I can’t... Stan lowers the gun. The little rabbit dashes off into the woods. JIMBO What the-- What’s wrong with you?! STAN I don’t wanna shoot the bunny. JIMBO (shocked) What the hell are you talking about, you don’t want to shoot the bunny? You’re babbling, you’re not making any sense! You’re hysterical! STAN I’m not hysterical. I just don’t want to shoot the bunny. JIMBO No nephew of mine is gonna be a tree hugger! CARTMAN Yeah, hippie! Go back to Woodstock if you can’t shoot anything! STAN I can shoot you fat ass! CARTMAN I can shoot you too. STAN I’ll kill you! CARTMAN I’ll fill you full of lead. Establish shot of volcano rumbling. KYLE Hey, what’s that????