Scranton! What?! The electric city

Sittin’ in my office with a plate of grilled bacon, Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin’ Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty So check out how we live in the Electric City Lazy Scranton the Electric City They call it that ’cause of the electricity The city’s laid out from east to west And our public parks and libraries are truly the best Call poison control if you’re bit by a spider But check that it’s covered by your health care provider! Are you hungry? Well quit your whining The new downtown h