Flamethrower wielding robot dog finally invented

With Elon Musk preparing to get beaten up by Mark Zuckerberg, the flaming torch of mad science has passed to ‘Throwflame,’ who sell flamethrowers. A little on the nose, but ok. Throwflame’s latest invention is ‘Thermonator,’ marketed as ‘the first-ever flamethrower wielding robot dog,’ that can ‘deliver on-demand fire anywhere!’ It’s not entirely clear which segment of the market this is aimed at. It’s not specifically marketed as a robot dog of mass destruction, although it likely could be used that way. But aside from a very expensive novelty barbecue, we haven’t got any idea how you could put one of these to a non-murderous use. Have you?
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