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Isn’t it fun being in kindergarten? You play games, sing nursery rhymes (such as ‘Baa baa black sheep’) and you learn useful stuff – the alphabet, for instance. That is, IF the teacher knows the alphabet in the first place… :-)
A hilarious sketch from the series ‘The Sketch Show UK’.
Level: B2 – C1 Topic: Education / Children / Learning / School
[NB: I do not own the copyright to this video clip. I have uploaded it here for educational purposes].
SCRIPT
T: ‘AB, AB, ABC, AB, A B, ABC. AB, AB, ABC, now I know my ABC’. * Oh, hello Headmaster…
H: What are you doing?
T: Oh, I’m teaching them the alphabet…
H: (he pulls her aside) It goes like this: ‘ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP; QRS, TUV, WX, Y and Z; now I know my ABC, come along and sing with me’.
T: I’ll never remember that…*
H: It’s your job to remember! (he motions at her to rejoin her class)
T: How does it go again? *
H: ABCDEFG…
T: …that’ll do… *
H: It won’t do! ABCDEFG…
T: …ABCDEFG…
H: …HIJKLMNOP…
T: …that’s the bit I struggle with… * It’s too much! What about this? (she turns to the class) ‘ABCDEFG, now let’s learn to count to 3. 1 2 3, 1 2 3…’ *
H: We’re not doing counting, are we?
T: No.
H: What are we doing?
T: Alphabet…
H: Now repeat: ABCDEFG…
T: …ABCDEFG…
H: …HIJKLMNOP…
T: …HIJK…MNEP… *
H: What?
T: …HIJK…Emily P…
H: You’re saying ‘Emily’, aren’t you? *
T: Yes, I am.
H: Well, it’s wrong.
T: It’s too fast!
H: It’s got to be fast to rhyme!
T: Oh, it’s got to rhyme!
H: Yes!
T: Oh, ok… What about (she turns to her class) ABSTJLTE, KIOPX and Z… *
H: It’s got to rhyme and be in the right order!
T: You’re just picking on me now… *
H: Now we’ll go again: ABCD – eyes to me! * ABCDEFG…
T: …ABCDEFG…
H: …HIJKLMNOP…
T: …… *
H: …LMNOP!
T: I want to go home!
H: …LMNOP!
T: …LMNOP! *
H: …QRS, TUV…
T: …QRS, TUV…
H: …WX (the bell rings, she turns to go – he pulls her back) That bell’s for me, not for you! * …WX, Y and Z!
T: …WX, Y and Z.
H: Now I know my ABC…
T: …HIJK… (together)…come along and sing with me! (the Headmaster walks away) Well kids, before we go, let’s do nursery rhymes: ‘Baa baa baa baa, ba ba ba ba baa… * Baa baa baa baa baa baa baa…’ ** (the kids join in)
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