“Rambo III“ - That Scene When He Lights Himself On Fire

Scoffing at those limpwristed spiritual gurus who make shit up about “self-healing“ just so they can get into your wallet and pants, Rambo -- or “Epic Violence Man Who Hails From The Moon,“ as he’s known in some overseas territories -- shows those jive turkeys what’s what. Guaranteed to be so alpha that the robot from the Power Rangers will catch fire and EXPLODE.