Chas And Dave - Gertcha - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: NOW THERE’S A WORD THAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HEAR IT EVERY DAY FROM MY OLD MAN IT MAY BE COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG IT AIN’T IN NO SCHOOL BOOK HE SAYS IT EVERY TIME THAT HE GETS MAD A REGULAR CAUTION IS MY OLD DAD RUB THE OLD MAN UP THE WRONG WAY BET YOUR LIFE YOU’LL HEAR HIM SAY GERTCHA, COWSON GERTCHA GERTCHA WHEN THE KIDS ARE SWINGIN’ ON THE GATE GERTCHA WHEN THE PAPERBOY’S HALF AN HOUR LATE GERTCHA WHEN THE PIGEONS ARE PECKIN’ AT HIS SEEDS GERTCHA WHEN THE BARKER STARTS DIGGIN’ UP HIS BEANS GERTCHA, COWSON GERTCHA BAR STOOL PREACHIN’ THAT’S THE OLD MAN’S GAME NOW THE OLD MAN WAS A DESERT RAT KHAKI SHORTS AND A KHAKI HAT HOW ME MOTHER COULD HAVE FANCIED THAT I JUST DON’T KNOW BUT WHEN THE ENEMY CAME IN SIGHT THEY GAVE UP WITHOUT A FIGHT THEY RUBBED HIM UP THE WRONG WAY THIS IS WHAT THEY HEARD HIM SAY GERTCHA, COWSON GERTCHA GERTCHA WHEN ME ROCK AND ROLL RECORDS WAKE HIM UP GERTCHA WHEN THE POLES KNOCK ENGLAND OUT THE CUP GERTCHA WHEN THE KIDS ARE BANGIN’ ON HIS DOOR GERTCHA WHEN THE BARMAN WON’T SERVE HIM ANY MORE GERTCHA, COWSON GERTCHA BAR STOOL PREACHIN’ HE’S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME HEY! GERTCHA, COWSON GERTCHA GERTCHA WHEN THE DOG’S LEFT A MESSAGE ON THE STEP GERTCHA LESTER PIGGOTT WHEN HE LOST IT BY A NECK GERTCHA WHEN ME BROTHER KICKS THE TOES OUT OF HIS SHOES GERTCHA WHEN THE HOUSEFLIES ARE FLYIN’ ’ROUND HIS FOOD GERTCHA, COWSON GERTCHA BAR STOOL PREACHIN’ HE’S ALWAYS BEEN THE SAME GERTCHA GERTCHA GERTCHA GERTCHA GERTCHA WHEN ME MOTHER SAYS HE CAN’T GO DOWN THE PUB GERTCHA SISTER’S BOYFRIEND PUT HIS SISTER UP THE CLUB GERTCHA AT THE TOMCATS WHEN THEY’RE KICKIN’ UP A DIN GERTCHA TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR COULDN’T GET ONE IN GERTCHA WHEN ME MOTHER LOCKS HIM OUT THE FLAT GERTCHA WHEN IT’S RAINING AND HE CAN’T FIND HIS HAT GERTCHA IN THE MORNINGS WHEN HIS MOTORCAR WON’T GO GERTCHA NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR WHEN HE WON’T GIVE HIM A TOW GERTCHA GERTCHA GERTCHA GERTCHA