Expecting Too Much From The Wounded [Spain←England]

Series: Axis Powers Hetalia Pairing: Spain ← England Song: “3 Libras“ by A Perfect Circle A lot of SpainxEngland fanart has pirate!England holding Spain captive and treating him as if he were a “pet“. There’s a stereotype that the English are emotionally attached to their pets. It all got out of control after that. Speaking of English people, I have a history of being called English. I wanted to see if the accusations were true (just for the fun of it), so I skimmed through a book on national stereotypes, made a list and checked how many of them are applicable to me. About 40% of the English stuff fits me. My mom’s reaction? “No way. More like 60 or 70%“. Am I really...?!